Pros vs. Cons

There are definite pros and cons to living in a hotel...hear me out

Pros

-I get to use a fresh clean towel every stinkin' day

-I leave for an hour or so each day, and when I come back my house has been magically cleaned!

-I sleep in clean new sheets each night
-I have a king bed to sprawl out in with no worry of hitting Eric while doing so

-I can keep my room at any temperature and not worry about the electric bill being out of this world {Hello 70 degrees. You are my perfection.}

-I have cable for free

-I have an awesome fitness center that is seriously legit. No membership required {best hotel fitness room I have ever seen}

-I have a pool in my house

-My room stays dark no matter what time of day it is. This means I get some excellent sleep {but then again, maybe sleeping in until 10:30 AM each morning is be a bad thing? eek!}

Cons

-I eat out of paper bowls and use plastic utensils {cooking top ramen and macaroni is a lot more difficult in little paper bowls. Oh the joys of having a real kitchen again!}

-I eat things like top roman and macaroni. Also on the top of the list is cereal,  PB&J, and bagels and cream cheese

-I live out of a suitcase

-I have to pay $5.75 for one pair of pants to be cleaned. {you read that right, ONE pair of jeans costs $5.75 to be laundered. And that's sadly a discounted price for JPMorgan employees. Madness} 

-We don't fall for that craziness, so instead I get the privilege of trekking down Montague street with a suitcase packed to the brim with dirty clothes so I can wash them myself at a laundry facility for a total of $8.50 {and that includes at least 8 pairs of pants, a whole lot of underwear, and quite a few shirts! Take that Marriott!}
-It's small and gets muggy after staying home for a day or so
-It's just.not.home

Love, The Smiths